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[Same deal as the last few, please. That sweet ole truck commercial sound.]

Heck Yeah, Chris Harrison!

Is your life all champagne and roses?? Well Chris Harrison’s life is!! This Texas native has cheesed his way into the cushiest job in Hollywood!

Work smarter, not harder!! That’s the Harrison way! Since 2002, this genius has figured out how to travel to gorgeous locations, with beautiful people, and earn a cool $60 grand per episode to do it!

Harrison, you sly dog, you! What are you playing, reindeer games?

While the Bachelor’s contestants and crew film for hours a day, we bet this guy is just chillin’ back in some villa, sippin’ rosé, pfff… Probably getting pampered by a Kardashian or somethin’.

Expense account goals, baby!

Harrison has to film like five minutes of TV time, and then he probably has a tee-time…

Or he’s he strumming around town with cool country stars, then finding some beach, somewhere, to stay until closing time.

From his nice, sweet family life, to his mansion of an office, this guy shows us how to clean up right!!

We can all learn from a guy like Harrison!

Heck Yeah, Chris Harrison!!

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