Punchlines: Nobody cares about a government shutdown

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BNQT

2015-05-19T07:31:03-0400

Even before the government officially shut down yesterday, the late-night comedians did plenty of speculating. Take a look at what they had to say, then vote for your favorite at opinion.usatoday.com.

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Punchlines: Yes. The government shutdown marches on
05:56
Punchlines: Yes. The government shutdown marches on
by BNQT
Punchlines: What's the latest on Obamacare?
05:01
Punchlines: What's the latest on Obamacare?
by BNQT
Punchlines: ObamaCare and you
06:33
Punchlines: ObamaCare and you
by BNQT
Punchlines: End of the shutdown
03:22
Punchlines: End of the shutdown
by BNQT
Punchlines: Shutdown, NASA and squirrel attacks
04:21
Punchlines: Shutdown, NASA and squirrel attacks
by BNQT
Punchlines: The FAA, Obamacare and Halloween?
02:59
Punchlines: The FAA, Obamacare and Halloween?
by BNQT
Punchlines: Obamacare is here!
05:54
Punchlines: Obamacare is here!
by BNQT
Punchlines: Taking care of Obamacare
05:25
Punchlines: Taking care of Obamacare
by BNQT
Punchlines: Countdown to a shutdown?
00:42
Punchlines: Countdown to a shutdown?
by BNQT
Punchlines: Drunk dial Congress over shutdown?
04:58
Punchlines: Drunk dial Congress over shutdown?
by BNQT
Punchlines: Shutdown fallout, missed lessons
04:38
Punchlines: Shutdown fallout, missed lessons
by BNQT
U.S. House passes bill to kill Obamacare, avert government shutdown
01:30
U.S. House passes bill to kill Obamacare, avert government shutdown
by reuters
News Government shutdown looms due to Obamacare disagreements
02:56
News Government shutdown looms due to Obamacare disagreements
by metatube
US government in historic shutdown over Obamacare
00:46
US government in historic shutdown over Obamacare
by abpnews
Government Shutdown 2013 Impact of Government Shutdown Felt Across
03:53
Government Shutdown 2013 Impact of Government Shutdown Felt Across
by metatube
Partial government shutdown takes toll on Bay Area families, businesses - Story KTVU - httpwww.ktvu.comnewspartial-government-shutdown-takes-toll-on-bay-area-families-businesses
02:25
Partial government shutdown takes toll on Bay Area families, businesses - Story KTVU - httpwww.ktvu.comnewspartial-government-shutdown-takes-toll-on-bay-area-families-businesses
by NYAEVC
Trash piles up at San Franciscos Lands End amid government shutdown - Story KTVU - httpwww.ktvu.comnewstrash-piles-up-at-san-francisco-s-lands-end-amid-government-shutdown
02:09
Trash piles up at San Franciscos Lands End amid government shutdown - Story KTVU - httpwww.ktvu.comnewstrash-piles-up-at-san-francisco-s-lands-end-amid-government-shutdown
by NYAEVC
Southside blasts Yung Miami, confirming breakup, saying "I don't go with that hoe no more," "nobody cares that you single, nobody gonna wife you anyway, baby shower on the way"
01:48
Southside blasts Yung Miami, confirming breakup, saying "I don't go with that hoe no more," "nobody cares that you single, nobody gonna wife you anyway, baby shower on the way"
by hiphopvibe
Punchlines: More NFL trouble
01:47
Punchlines: More NFL trouble
by usatodaysports
NAPALM - Poignée de Punchlines
03:15
NAPALM - Poignée de Punchlines
by addictivemusictv
Punchlines: Kardashian baby talk
02:47
Punchlines: Kardashian baby talk
by BNQT
Punchlines: Test tube burger anyone?
01:32
Punchlines: Test tube burger anyone?
by BNQT
Punchlines: A message to Russia
01:29
Punchlines: A message to Russia
by BNQT
Punchlines: Taking on equal pay
01:35
Punchlines: Taking on equal pay
by BNQT
Punchlines: Where is Rob Ford?
03:40
Punchlines: Where is Rob Ford?
by BNQT
Les meilleures punchlines de Mourinho
03:20
Les meilleures punchlines de Mourinho
by le10sport